Monday, February 13, 2017

hejola report for 02132017

Hejola report for 02132017.
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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Johnnie el Quemon con todays award winning barrio headline news;
Mac the rooster found dead.
Mall mail man shot....
Damaging insects invade the hood.
And finally some darn good news.
Well as you might already know that as baseball and softball seasons has started we would like to remind parents, relatives, and coaches that our children learn from our actions either on the field or outside the park, that we should always tell ourselves it just for kids to have fun and get to meet new friends an learn. And not a place to go an make an ass-h… out of yourself.
El barrio constable Cadena told us que since it hasn’t rain in a few months the increase of dangerous insects have been bought into the hood from across the tracks from dry wood used for heating over here. He told us que now that Tomas Trumpas has imposed a rule about thing coming from over there to over here, hasn’t help in the spreading of the insects but we are hoping que in the long run this banning will help all of us.
Henry Garcia had been delivering mail at the mall now for about 10 years and nothing serious had ever happen to him, now there were cases where he might had gotten the wrong address, lost a few packages, and almost run over but this Saturday was a bit different. He got shot by a 6 years old using a water gun right at his good left eye. He managed to escape the slaughter by using his carrier bag to protest himself from the onslaught, and made a run for it. At one point Henry couldn’t find a place to hide from this kid, so he decided to take matters into his own, by tricking the kid by acting like he was dead! Once the kid approached he managed to tackle the 6 year old until Constable came and arrested the kid. Charges will be filed for sure.
The last few weeks “Mac” el barrio famous rooster was found shot in the head late Saturday night. The constable tells us que they still don’t have a clue of who did it or why, well we have an idea of why, You see this rooster has or had a bad habit of crowing around 5 am for the last 5 years, and lots of residents had complain about but there wasn’t anything barrio animal control could do about it.
Ok raza have a great day

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