Hejola report for 02172017
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Kingsville, tx hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con
today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio home interior busted.
How to keep your mother in law in check author arrested.
And finally some good news.
Ten little monkeys were rescued yesterday from 32 dogs and
15 cats that were chasing them in the hood. El constable and about 20 brave
volunteers were able to catch the majority of them monkeys and were able to
fight off some of the homeless dogs. The city
and barrio leaders will discuss this matter at the next city meeting
schedule for March 2033.
La commadre Nancy Alaniz was arrested yesterday afternoon
when she was displaying her brand new book named “ How to keep your mother in
law in check”. One of the ways as explained in her book was to slap the chit of
your mother in lawn next time she got out of hand. Well that didn’t go very
well with certain mother in laws that confronted Nancy at the mall. In one case
Nancy actually slapped a so call mother in law to demonstrate que it don’t take
long for your in law to snap and keep her in check. Charges will be filed
against her.
And finally,Yesterday el senor Henry Gomez was arrested as
he acted out his own home interior program and had nothing to do with the real
so call company. Gomez had been giving his barrio home interior displays in
home that folks believe que he was on the up and up. But reality skunk in real
quick when those families that had hosted his program were robbed when he went
to their family bathroom. He managed to roam around folk home taking whatever
he could hind in his pants. Charges will be filed against esta vato.
Ok raza be cool and stay warm.
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