Hejola report for 02222017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am David Duran con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio worried about increase of elder’s having sex.
Naked man report seen in barrio alley, during the mid-night
hours.
And finally some good news.
We always like to report the good news about the hood, today
we would like to announce the engagement
of the daughter de la familia Garica, Mary Lou Garcia, age 66 is going to marry
el senor Walter M. Mendoza, age 32, a barrio insurance agent. The family Garcia
are so glad que Mary lou finally found someone that is willing to share her
life with, Or the rest of her life with, the marriage is schedule to take place
sometime in 2033.
El constable is asking for your help, in busting or finding
out who is that naked man that has been seen running around in barrio alleys.
We heard and we have seen pictures but have been unable to catch this dude. If
you have any information or news about this person, please contact our office,
oh a small reward is been offered.
And finally, Yesterday a barrio study done by who knows who,
reported que barrio seniors, age averaging from 65 to 89 years of age are on an
increase of having sex in public. El constable told us que 2017 has started out
with a big bang compared to 2016. Last year we only had about 10 such cases now
we have around 325 cases and we are not even in the first quarter of the year.
El constable will meet with local senior citizen organizations to discuss this
matter.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.
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