Barrio mall newsletter and news blogs for 03182009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Maria la vandia con this weeks barrio mall newsletter and news blogs. First let’s get to our Ocean front properties mall manager and her report, Hilma Dalia Hawkins.
Si maria y como estan. We are very pleased to announce que our own barrio graduate, Eddie Little T Trevino has received his degree in dermatology and has open his office here at ocean front. He will be providing medical services to patients con acne, or cancer problems and will also served those patients con beauty-treatments, such as plastic surgery, and botox for barrio patients. He will have very luxurious waiting rooms and promises to be more personalized than those doctors across the tracks do. Payment plans are available and ways to pay your own way with minimal paperwork. Remember our motto “ if I do you, then you owe me”.
In addition maria, we have added a new dimension to our customers service here at ocean front. We will be having live performances artists doing their thing inside both men and women restrooms. In addition our performing artist will provide soap and towels for our customers using our bathrooms. It’s a great idea and a better way to get to know your tejano artist. Back to you Maria.
Ok hilma from ocean front properties mall. Now lets go con Gloria Guerra mall manager from Westinghouse barrio mall.
Well maria, it’s this way, our barrio zoo on the third floor of our mall will be shut down for a few days and months based on the broken down poor management and failure to pass international inspections and animal sickness and attrition and a deteriorating cages and among the other problems our mall has encounter. We want to let those tejano lovers wanting to visit our zoo instead of attending the Houston livestock show this next few weeks not to show up. Regardless what they say, I still believe in our mall and we will make sure that you can come an feed the animal here without having to bribe anyone. We plan on temporary moving the barrio zoo to our mall parking lot, but all visitors are being warned not to feed the crack heads that hang around the mall.
And in addition maria, we have opened a new nudist restaurant on the second floor. All employees including the bus boys and the kitchen cooks will all be in the nude. The owner of this restaurant, “Una onda sin calzones café” wants to appeal to those persons that hate to eat and wear clothing. We are hoping que this café will attract 25 diners per day. You can eat and drink naked, we also plan on having a barrio naked showcase where crazy chon y su adult toy store will display some of the toys it has for your enjoyment, once a month.
So as you can see we are very excited about this new addition and hope que you can come over and take your clothes off and have a drink on the house.
Ok raza there you have it from our command post I am maria la vandia counting down.
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