hejolia report for 03232009

Barrio Hejolia report for 03232009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again big spenders como estan. Well since spring break is over, I guess we got to do our thing con our award winning barrio headline news:
Two barrio vatos try to extort money.
Increase of barrio fires on the rise this past weekend,
And finally, barrio volunteer firefighters get keys to all water hydrants.
After an increase of fires on our side of the tracks this past weekend, city officials from across the tracks will make copies of keys for all the water hydrants locks on our side of the tracks. Since los vatos locos didn’t have the key or that special tool they use, they were unable to do anything about the burning homes and shops but use their eight buckets to try the fires off, yea right. Of course the real fire department did show up but a bit too slow and arrived within twenty minutes to almost ever call they got. Westside community leaders will address this issue at next city council meeting schedule for November 2009.
Talking about los loco’s, Los vato’s locos volunteer firefighters were real busy this past weekend with an array of fires. It all started late Friday night when la familia de Carmen Gonzales called los locos to report a small fire in one of her bedrooms that he son started while trying to kill a cockroach. Early Saturday morning la familia de Hermimia Recio called 918 to report a fire she accidentally started trying to kill a swarm of killer bees, burring down her home to the ground. Than mid day Saturday, la familia de Javier Escobar accidentally caused severe fire damage to their brand new JOHn walters home while trying to install a water heater. And finally Sunday morning Ben Torres from Torres used tires and rims called 918 reporting a big fire at his shop. How the fire started los vatos locos weren’t sure but they did manage to get there on time to see the whole dang place burn down. It was reported que one of los volunteers told someone there que what could they do con only eight buckets.
It seems que los dos Rivera’s, Juan y Mingo were arrested late last night when they tried to collect extort money from the owner of a big fat cat they stolen a few days ago. Base on the constables report, los dos Rivera’s wanted $25 for them to return the cat unharmed.
Well there you have it raza.