hejolia report for 03162009

03162009
Cchwnn: hejolia report from the past.
Now from our 1978 ford whatever here is Alcardio Samudio.
Heveano raza, I am Alcardio Samudio, David is on assignment.
Well como estan an its spring break, and man did we see naked people at the beach. What is it con los tongs que the young women wear now days. I would like to see my commadre en one. She said she would love to wear one pero esta a little bit big.
Now con the headline news:
Vacationing gringo en hood ticketed for camping in the hood,
Construction worker and property surveyors find marijuana garden,
And yet weird woman chased from behind mall.
The residents of 411 west Richard called el constable cadena to come an check out a trailer parked next to their home. El constable cadena reports stated que every night this week, a gringo man in long shorts y long brown socks or a winter Texan drives up in front of a los Casanovas home at 411 west Richard Street, and unhooks a tanned tarp-topped trailer and comes back later to sleep in it. Well last night el constable was able to catch esta gringo and ticketed for camping in town, and was asked que please stay on the other side of the tracks.
Yesterday afternoon a call to 811 took el constable cadena to 300 block of west wells where a private surveyor and his helper found a marijuana garden. They both didn’t know whose it was but the property that was being survey was owned by martin h. Cantu who is serving five years in the county jail across the track. El constable cadena was not persuaded and took the two workers in for more questioning.
And finally, a call to el constable office regarding a woman in a black trench coat hanging out for hours behind the Westinghouse barrio mall was acting kind of weird. Once the constable and the mall security showed up the woman had left the area. But some folks who saw the woman said que she was only wearing that black trench coat con UN g-sting underneath.

Well folks that is it for today. Don’t for. Good day.