barrio mall newsletter and news blogs for 03252009

Barrio mall newsletter and news blogs for 03252009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Rosa Buentello con this weeks barrio mall news. First of all lets go con Gloria Guerra mall manager from Westinghouse barrio mall.
Si como estan todo/ mucho party con el shorty? Anyhow we are glad que our spring break is all most over but we do have chingos of things going on this weekend for our post spring break specials. And one of them is a three foot by three foot remote tv and stereo control, that’s right a remote you will never lose and is as big as your child. It can be used to as a small coffee table or for attacking any barrio burglars. Only, $29.95 each.
And finally, of all this weekend will be our first drop off your unwanted babies anonymously day, yes, you heard right, if you don’t like your kids here is your chance to abandoned here with no big deal, just make sure they are from the ages of 11 to 19 years of age, no younger please. This is a safe haven rule that the mall has adopted. If you don’t like them, bring them back for a refund. Please note only American citizens. In case you are wondering what we are going to do with your kid, it don’t matter, you don’t want them anyhow. Now back to rosa.
Now lets get back to our Ocean front properties mall manager and her report, Hilma Dalia Hawkins. Hello once again mi raza y como estan. We have lots of special things also for sale this weekend and lots of things going on.
For those ladies that think work sucks, come on down. Now ladies you want to get stone? Come on by to Larry’s wet cement coffee shop.
Do you know what happens when you plan to do other things? They don’t happen have shop. Where we have everything that could happen to someone but didn’t happen.
Do you like toilet paper, long and useful? Come and use Zap John Wayne toilet paper shop, its ruff, its tuff and it don’t take no shit from nobody.
Well as you can see we have lots to offer here at the ocean front mall.
Ok raza time to go, I am rosa and have a great tejano day.