hejolia report for 03172009

Hejolia report for 03172009. Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Top of the morning to you my good Catholics , how are we doing today, I am country pancho with today’s st. patrick’s day barrio award winning headline news.
Mysterious white power at the corner of third and wells investigated.
Barrio punks steal wooden low rider statue drive through signal.
And finally, crack head busted for having a hidden camera.
One of a few crack heads that has a job was arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of wells and third street where he works at, accsed of secretly installing a hidden video mini camera at the tip of his shoes. El constable tells us que Carlos the crack head would approach his women customers , especially those that were wearing dresses and try to video their underneath clothing, with his hidden camera. Yolanda Rodriques, made the charges of carlos having a secret video once she overheard some other crack heads whistling at her, and her green underwear. How in the hell did they know that? Once she determined que it was esta pincha carlos, she contacted el constable. El constable has collected all the videos que carlos had at his home and will review them for further charges.
La commadre’s shop and go gas station, called the constable late last night when some freaking barrio punks stole her wooden low-rider statue which stood in front of her store now for several years. La commander Lisa Mendoza, told us que it was her pride and joy and now some freaking punk has it in their front room or something. El constable is driving around the hood to see if any signs of it. If you have any information concerning this status please call el constable.
Yesterday afternoon, the whole Westside of third and wells had to be evacuated when a pound of some white power was found at the corner of the street. Once the constable cadena got there and de vato loco’s volunteer firefighters department they used their own sensor equipment (NOSE) to identify the substance as some kind of barrio flour or was it? We are not sure but los loco’s were able to pick up most of it and took it as evidences down to the barrio community headquarters where additional tests were to be conducted. They gave no explanation for the incident. We have called the firehouse several times already and no answer to this question. The constable tells us that there is no reason to continue the investigation.
Ok raza there you have it, have a great day.