hejola report for 01312011

Hejola report for 01312011.
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Kingsville,tx. Now here is Bill Diaz. I am very sad about our great friend Tony. Que rest in peace. The world moves on. Now for our barrio award winning headline news:
Barrio chicken farm offers reward.
Barrio posts list of banned substances for 2011 in the hood.
And finally barrio social worker fired for comments made.
El constable cadena, along con barrio leaders made the Westside resident’s a list of banned substances for 2011. The list contented the usual suspects such as, marijuana, cocaine, and heroin. In addition it also warned residents about the usages Oxycodone, Percocet and Viagra which are prescriptions medications, and you must have a prescription to use. In addition to that there were several synthetic products that people who want to use were also listed. The barrio leaders are accepting comments on this new list for 2011.

Social worker Ben Casey Bueno was fired Monday morning when it was reported that he had confronted barrio leaders on the banned substances presented to the public this pasted weekend.
He presented a list of his concerns that we as barrio leaders need to worry about, such as people just getting and doing the old fashioned but still legal way. An increase of beating their husbands and wives while heavily intoxicated, bothering their neighbors, neglecting their children. Drinking in bars, getting home somehow and for sure an increase of DUI.
Furthermore, He point out that all this substance regardless of legal or illegal, they all create an altered mindset. He believes that they should recall the list an let society abusing its self if they can afford it. He concludes that you can arrest us, charge us, jail us, and set us free. But remember that those that want to catch a buzz will find a way.
And finally, this weekend it was announced that the new owner of Los Pollos del barrio has hired armed men to guard their farm. In several years you might recall que many of the former chicken owe trucks had been hit by terrorist, where many of its prize chickens made a getaway. Mr. Pollo tells us que every guard will have two arms.
Ok raza that is all for today, Now that in mind I need to go a smoke a cigarettes.