Hejola report for 007022012.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again my fellow American, I am Bill
Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headlines news:
Barrio study shows how parents feel
about their children in Halloween outfits.
Raza pissed off at local city commissioner.
And finally, Tejano leader dies.
Yesterday the only real Tejano who lives at the corner of
wells and third street, killed. It was a real sad day yesterday afternoon when
the only real Tejano that lived at the famous corner got run over by a dump
truck and then hit by a car and then bounced off the curve. He was pronounced die
at the corner of 5th street and Adams str. The constable told us que his body was pretty
messed up but he knew who he was by the boot he found about a mile away from
his body. No charges have been filed.
Yesterday el grupo stay young
and trim, filed a lawsuit and are trying to recall their barrio city
commissioner due to the fact que he gained at least 100 lbs while in office. Esta
pincha gordo, hasn’t done anything for us but gain weight says the leader of
this group. We contacted a member of the commissioner and they said que they
were walking him around the block once a day, in order to get him back in
shape.
A senor Crisco Gonzales, aka el Monster
mash, was a nice name given to him when was a child. Crisco on his newly
released book “why me el monster mash” writes about how so many of his
childhood friends were dressed in Halloween costumes, still have those nicknames,
he says que parents should be arrested sometime in their life time because how
they have ruined their children’s identify. In addition he plans of filling sue
against twenty some out parents in the hood
sometime in 2033.
Ok raza, and for the big city
folks, what have you done for Tejano today?
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