Wednesday, July 18, 2012

hejola report for 07182012

THE following names are make believe;

Hejola report for 07182012.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am Veronica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio business men arrested for using word barrio for their personal gain.
Two clowns and a small gringito busted for selling rubber Tejano hats.
And finally the name Tejano.
Wow how many tejanos does it take to put a tire on a 18 wheeler? The word Tejano has suddenly been a very attractive nick name to a lot of men and women believe that they are actually tejanos this last ten years. Can you believe the results we had when we searched the web for how many men and women have placed the world name to their real name? we found more 35 persons mostly men with some sort of Tejano added to their names, such as but not limited: Tejano man, goodbye Tejano, Tejano king, Tejano vato and so on. And in addition, we found at least 15 women also found it important to attach that name to theirs such as but not limited to; Tejano queen, tejana, blue tejana , yellow tejana, love bird tejana and so on. Now that the word Tejano is the key element for many of those that want to be cool, we wonder what they have up their sleeve and what their real agenda con la onda tejana really is? makes us wonder? What is in the future for words that would represent la onda, ACCORDIN Bill maybe, or Bajo Sexto Contraries?

Yesterday two clowns and a small gringito were arrested for selling something they called Tejano hats made out of rubber. The constable told us que he didn’t mine them selling tie die shoes or underwear but trying to selling rubber Tejano hats was something else. But the way el constable told us que had you seen them hats, heck I bought one and I dropped it but it bounced back right on my head.

Yesterday a so call barrio business man named, Cutthoe Onajetomaga, and his business partner, Vevid Onajetes, were arrested due to the fact que they had a small scam dealing with the word barrio. It seems that they would go out in the hood and used the word Barrio as the selling point of their business, promising ideas and plans they had thought up to raise money for the betterment of the barrio. An undercover agent, name unknown ( John Stronghold) set them up with a fund raiser, where all the profit would go back to the barrio gig, but they never did give the money back to that idea. Charges are still being filed.
Have a great day and sad that one gave a high five to our good friend LAZARO PEREZ ON HIS GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE.. GOOD JOB LAZARO..

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