Hejola report
for 07232012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello again I am david duran, bill is on vacation, con today’s award winning
barrio headline news:
Dora Loca
arrested.
Barrio school’s
sends out uniform notices.
And finally,
too talk yet too short.
The day
would come when el shorty Martinez, the tallest man in the hood at 5’2” tall
would be called to join the barrio day arm forces recruitment day. It turns out
that he was the tallest of his whole family, so they all escorted him proudly
to the center where they were taking names and address. The only problem is
when they got there; there was a line on the wall that had a sign right above
it that read: YOU MUST BE THIS TALL OR TALLER, neither
of his family members measured up to the requirements required, and were very disappoint
that shorty wasn’t allowed to apply. The main recruited told the whole family
to go home and start a new career somewhere else.
Yesterday parents
of children who plan to attend the new barrio schools were informed que the new
uniforms won’t be available in time for the first class day. The school advised
parents to go a purchase the other uniformed that is available but not the official
uniform at the barrio uniform center for the mean time. The new uniforms are
schedule to be available sometime around 2033.
The daughter
of esta vato loco a newly elected city official daughter was arrested yesterday
afternoon when she confronted a few hecklers at the corner of third and wells. It
seems she was waiting for the street light to change when a few tejano’s who don’t
agree con her father told her que she should stay close to the apple tree before
she falls from it, Dora in return told them que you all need to get a job you
lazy vato’s and drove off and shot then the middle finger, and ran over one of the men’s bicycle. El constable
went over to esta vato loco home and arrested dora. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza if
you are Tejano keep your hat on, if you think you are Tejano, keep your hat
off..
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