hejola report for 09032015

Hejola report for 09032015.

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Kingsville,texas.  Hello raza how are we doing, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Healing licking cow found inside city limits.

Ice cream truck driver arrested in the hood.

barrio basketball ref wanted and on the run.

And now some darn good news.

It seems that barrio bill collectors are real unset with our creator for abandoning his responsivities for making monthly payments of over $5000 dollars. It seems that our creator has gone underground to avoid any more collectors knocking on our door. So if we owe you money sorry.

A large number of persons have been pilgrimage this day, to the home and farm inside the city limits of the family Trevino. It seems que a mystical cow that was born in a sacred commune, according to a folk-healer report.
Word got out after the wife of the cow's owner said she was cured of a chronic illness, and other success stories followed by cow’s licking its face, and now the owner is charging 50 cents per lick. But, warned the owner, "the cow won't lick people who won't pay first”. City officials have moved in and shut the Trevino operation down earlier today. Say que they didn’t have a permit for lick cow inside the city limits. It is also apparent que this folks had not hear about the city law prohibiting farm animal inside the city limits. Folks were given one year to clean their act.

Yesterday afternoon it was reported que several shoots had been fired. By the time we here and you there got there, constable cadena had arrested the Ice cream truck driver Juantio Leal, 35. His was arrested came after he ended an altercation with a 22-year-old woman customer who wanted a refund on a nutty bubby. Leal told the customer que no refunds once you open the pack. The customer started call Mr. Leal lots of ugly named say a kid waiting in line and saw Mr. Leal allegedly pulling out his handgun and firing two shots at the woman's feet (one shot of which ricocheted and hit her collarbone). He will be charged and no refund was given to the customer.

All this week the police from across the tracks have been hunting for basketball referee after the man ended a confrontation with a coach, after the referee had called a foul on one of this players. The referee, who has pulling out a gun and shoots the coach in the stomach. The conditions of the coach were unknown, nor the where about of the referee. Constable cadena is asking for our assistance and want you to call us if you have seen a man wearing a white shirt con black stripe and wearing black pants, and black shoes and goes by the name of “hey ref”….

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