Hejola report for09102015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. Hello raza I am David Polar Bear Duran con
today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vato locos volunteers make a small big effort.
Hand full of barrio folks arrested and then released and
then arrested again.
La commadre drug and alloying relatives.
And now some darn good news.
Well raza its official, that there are
chingos de raza in the hood que believe in all the chit that they hear on tv is
true and have decided to just on the crown wagon and go along to come along. I guess
muchos de raza believe in that, so for all you raza clowns, one last thing. I told
you so.
Five folks were released after this
weekend’s sting on crack houses in the hood. The five folks names were not
released but the official word was que they were having a pray session at this
trail house. Knowing that a mistake had happened they released all the persons
at the trailer house but then arrested again for not having a religious permit
to gather in the name of the lord. A law suit could results from this embarking
event and we bless the lord.
Yesterday after noon some of los vatos loco volunteer firefighters were
called to assist at a backyard apartment fire at the corner of third and wells.
It seems que the only small fire which los vatos locos were able to maintain
until the real fire guys showed up from across the tracks was the backyard dog
house. No one was injured, but a few of the volunteers lost their way to the
fire.
And finally, It seems que el constable
cadena has been real busy this past few days con tantos drunks in the hood.
This one call he got was from “La Commadre Luce taco stand” were la comandre
Carmen Gonzales, unknown age (56) was arrested for allegedly being intoxicated
and annoying customers as they came by the drive inn window to pick up orders
to go. So once el constable got there he decided not to arrest her but decided
to give her a ride home. But when she got home el compadre and his seven
children insisted that she was drunk and should ashame of herself. So she
decided to drive herself and eight or more relatives to the el constable office
and demanded que el constable give her a breathalyzer test as all eight
relatives stood there and watch. Well of course we all know that she did not
pass the test and el constable was forced to arrest her.
Ok raza again be cool and think before you
act..
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