Hejola
report for 09042015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas, hello raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline
news:
El compadre
Godiva arrested.
La Tortilla
Company closing their doors.
La
commadre y el compadre arrested for dwi, pi, and child abuse and who knows what
else.
And
now some what good news.
Los
gringitos wanting to be part of the ongoing hate for its own kind have been
advised regardless who they support or vote for, you better stand in line con
the rest of your brown and black friends. Coming soon, knocking at our doors,
and it’s not the pizza delivery man. Hey pale face have we forgotten where we
came from.
It
seems que el compadre Morales felt que he needed to take his horse, silver, for
a late nigh ride. The only problem was that he was intoxicated and was naked.
As he rode his horse around the hood, some barrio residents felt que he wasn’t a
lady Godiva on that horse so many took it on their own to call the
constable. As the constable toured the
hood looking for that male version of lady Godiva, he came across him at the
corner of third and Wells Street. After several hours of being chase through
the hood, he finally gave himself up and asked permission to go to the
bathroom. The constable arrested him and his horse. Charges are pending.
La
Tortilla Company at the edge of third and wells will close its doors this
weekend. La familia Torres told us que it was about time to retire because he
and his wife were just too old to run the business. Since we don’t have any
children we figure que it was just too much for us and will close its doors
this coming 2033.
Yesterday
was a prime example of why parents around the age of 28 to 43 should not drink
and drive. El constable Cadena arrested la commadre Maria Garcia, y su new
husband, el compadre Martin Gomez, were arrested for driving intoxicated and
just plan drunk. In addition to all this, los dos parents seemed not to have
mined strapping their 3 children ages 7,10, and 12 years old to the hood of
their car. The children were not hurt but we can see what alcohol does to
parents. Charges will be filed. The children told us que they were having lots
of fun.
Ok
raza have a great Tejano day and don’t fall for everything you see.
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