Thursday, September 24, 2015

hejola report for 09242015.


Hejola report for 09242015.

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Kingsville,Texas. Alright raza how are we doing and I am Gloria Guerre with today’s  award winning barrio headline news:

Swat teams from across the tracks raid Tina V, Gonzales home.

Barrio welcome wagon rally for Tina V. Gonzales after police raid her home.

Barrio health center tell us que Tina V. Gonzales suffered a cardiac arrest.

And now some important facts.

Look we don’t look for trouble or start trouble but when it comes knocking on your front door, what are we supposed to do? I guess we can use the old song lyrics from a Buck Owens song :

Woke up this morning happy as could be
Looked out my window and what did I see?
A comin' up my sidewalk just as plain as day
A well a here come trouble that I never thought I'd see
When you went away

Hello trouble, come on in, you talk about heartaches
Where'n the world ya been?
I ain't had the miseries since you been gone
Hello trouble, trouble, trouble, welcome home

The barrio welcome wagon has set up shop near the corner of third and wells to... seek donation on keeping the hundred or so cats alive while la commadre Tina V. Gonzales is covering from the brutal attack she suffered yesterday at the hands of them cops from across the tracks as not reported. In addition, several friends and family members have made a human chain around her property in order to stop the barrio and state and city and county animal control folks from removing any more of her cats from her property.

It look like the constable had everything under control with the sage on the corner of third and wells, where la commadre Tina V. Gonzales had taken three animal control unit workers hostages.  Until 1 Am this morning, a handful of state and local police swat team raided the home of la commadre, and recued all three animal control workers. No report on how they did it or the status of la commadre Gonzales. More details later.

Barrio health center St. Paul’s Medical health center sources tell us that la Commadre Tina V. Gonzales had been accepted to the health center here in the mall under heavy security. We do have word now that la commadre had been Taser several times by the police force when she tried to wrestle down several of the swat team from across the tracks. During all this la commadre was reported of suffering a cardiac arrest and with several other major injuries was rushed here to get treated immediately after the so call brawl. More details as they happen.
Well there you have it and lets pray for Tina and have a great Tejano day.

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