Wednesday, September 23, 2015

hejola report for 09232015


Hejolia report for 09232015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. hello or heaveno? I am Bill Diaz con our exciting barrio headline news. Man o man are we having lots of issues today? Now for our news:

Barrio animal control had new plan for Tina V. and her cats, but spoiled.

Constable Cadena takes control of situation where three hostages are being held.

Barrio members show support for Tina V and her religious rights to love cats.

And finally some more or less good news.

Yesterday la commadre Tina V demonstrated que we still live in a country where we can raise cats and dogs and love them as much as we want with the love of god. So now it is our right to stand up to these laws that don’t allow us to own more than 100 cats at a time (yea right, thank god it’s just a make believe story). As long as Tina V holds her ground we here and you there will stand up for her and her cats.

This morning 5 barrio animal control unit workers went over to la commadre Tina V. Gonzales again with a new plan. This time la commadre T was not very happy with the idea that they capture some 50 of her cats outside her perimeter, so she had her own plan for them. The report says when the barrio animal control unit arrived this morning around 5 a.m. and noticed at least 50 more of them cats outsider the demilitarized zone that la commadre had marked in her back yard. Well at least three of the animal control unit workers tried to chase down some of them cats found them self well within the DMZ zone.

Where all of a sudden la commadre appeared from a hidden underground bunker she had built for such an occasion behind the three animal control workers, where she managed to capture all three workers by knocking them down with a 10 foot 2x4 and took them into her second fenced area next to her home. The other two workers made a run for it in an effort not to get caught but managed to contact the constable Cadena. No word on the status of this sage and standoff.

 

The constable has taken charge of this drama being held at this moment, told us que he was very glad to see that the three hostage were doing great and seem to be in good health. He also stated that la commadre had bar b q some food for the three men and bought some beer also. All and all the situation seems to be reaching an end soon, and hoping que la commadre T will release the workers with no one getting real hurt. Please note that el constable was able to communicate with Tina using flag signals.

 

And finally at least 35 people have gather at the corner of third and wells protesting the way the barrio animal control unit has handled the cat situation here. It seems that many of the protestors are telling us que there is really no need to bring in the local law dogs from across the tracks and their swat team to end this terrible siege, in which the constable is considering if la commadre Tina doesn’t release the three hostage she captured within a few days.

Ok raza we will keep you informed on this matter and keep it Tejano.

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