hejola afternoon report for 03292016

Hejola afternoon report for 03292016.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Johnnie el quemon con today’s award winning headline news:

Barrio residents arrested with county wide raids.

Raza don’t want a woman president, chinga.

Two men and ten dogs, 5 cats, and 18 chickens not allowed to vote early?

And now some good darn news.

Barrio lotto owns have agreed in theory to re-start the barrio 8 ball lotto again as soon as they determine how much should the lotto be? The last time the 250 lotto winner had to divide the $5.00 it was offering among the 250 winner. Dang.

We all know that in the hood everybody votes, ok now that we know this why did el compadre Ramon Garcia not allowed to vote along con sue friend, ten dogs, 5 cats, and his 18 chickens? The poll director Leo Green told us que there is a limit to how many folks in home can vote and Mr. Garcia was way over the limit. Mr. Garcia thinking about suing someone about this. He hasn’t decided who to start off with?

When we started 2016, we felt que we had accomplished a chit load of things that weren’t issues anymore. Now it turns out que many Raza both men and women don’t want a woman president. Que chingas wrong with this? How can us the most educated minority in the hood talk this way, WAY! HAVE we not learned what your mother told you when you were a young man or women growing up? Don’t cry like a little baby, only gringritos cry , you are Raza, move ahead and step up and don’t be so darn foolish……listen to the only one that we listened too, dear mother. Ok, she also made some mistakes like talking to other men and spending the rent money on bingo and drank a lot but that didn’t give us the right question her advice. Grow up and be a man and let la commadre be in charge. If we don’t agree run her ass of in 4 years…

Yesterday all of the persons living at the end of third and wells were rounded up and taken to jail with a countless number of charges ranging from violent to men, women and children, domestic violence and homicide to pet, cousins, and farm animals, and cheating husband and wife’s, passing out bad checks, misusing drugs, stealing from your parents, and friends and throwing eggs and water balloons at older folks, and so on. So for some reason you don’t see me or any of my staff for a while we might have gotten picked up or waiting to get picked up. OJO…

Ok raza keep your eyes and ears open for those insurgents?