hejola report for 03082016

Hejola report for 03082016.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Esta Vato loco makes major impact in the hood.

Barrio robber loses 3 fingers and one eye on attempted robbery.

And finally barrio preparing for a violent weekend.

It seems that every year when the annual clown fest comes around a ton of security forces have to be hired to make sure them clowns don’t over do it. I am sure you remember que this past few years chingos de trouble have happened when you get a bunch of wacky-os dress like clowns and drinking can bring a ton of funny and trouble. We are prepared says el ojo barrio private and his security forces 666.

 
Ben easy going Salinas, a very classy guy was arrested yesterday for trying to steal an electric saw from a work area. The problem was que Ben did not notice que it was rigged to work when you plug it in and had no on or off button. The constable told us que when he tried to used it he plug it in, and it came on and shopped three fingers off and one of those darn finger flew and knocked his left eye out. I don’t think we are going to file charges after all, But are worried que we can’t find one of his fingers. We were told que a bunch of dogs and cats were watching him. We will be monitoring those dogs and cats.

Yesterday afternoon, esta vato loco the newly elected dog catcher for the county city and hood, announced que they, the county city and hood were going to lift the ban on farm animal business in the hood. Yes, Esta Vato Loco told the city and county commissioners who all agreed que he was going to be accepting applications for business that feature farm animals. One of the new business permit was el senor Juan Gomez con “goats and chickens your family yard services”.

Los Gomez has been in business for at least twenty years for doing lawns, flower beds, and big ass fields. He specializes on making sure your lawn look better than ever. The way he does it he will take at least 25 goats and 15 white chickens, which are trained not to leave the premises of the area they are working for. Believe me you leave this chickens and goats in your lawn for a few days, and it’ like magic.

Ok raza keep it tejano and be safe and not sorry.