Monday, March 28, 2016

hejola report for 03282016.


Hejola report for 03282016.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello again raza I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio Easter brings in higher crime rate.

Breakdown of arrest for Easter.

Two tons of fun bar bans barrio man dress as a playboy bunny.

And some darn good news.

Besides all this issues I am sure many had a great Easter with family and friends and there is nothing wrong with that.

You see there is nothing wrong in dressing up at home and so on, but to go out in public dress in that homemade playboy bunny outfit without underwear is really not call for. That was the case con La Girl a barrio gay man must have been drunk or stone when he decided to go out in that homemade playboy outfit. Charges will be filed but at the moment he is being taken to lala land across the tracks for observation.

 He is a breakdown of the arrests for this past Easter:

-Three men and two chickens were arrested at the Chicano park for fighting after an Easter Hunt gone wrong.                                                                                                                                                                                             --La Comadre Laura Ann Munoz and her two sisters and ten cats were rounded up after a report that they had stolen all the Easter Eggs for the local church.                                                                                                                  -Four men and two horse and a few sheep were reportedly arrested after they tried to steal a lot recycle cans that were schedule to be used at this past Sunday recycle Easter Hunt. It seems that they had been there earlier and had come back for another load of cans. What gave then in was that they were using an old wagon to haul those cans away.          Oh the animals will also be fined.                                                       --El compadre Junior Junior Lopez was arrested along with his three daughter after they started a freaking fight at the corner of third and wells after they were accused of stealing several stuff rabbits that were for sale by those street venders. It seemed that Junior didn’t like the comments made about them and when el constable got there and searched their car it was true.                            

El constable just finished his public address at the barrio adult center telling barrio officials that this Easter brought in year. Easter is a time where all family gathers and share the love for Christ. But this year it brought more than just plan love but a ton of arrested. He said that compared to last year where  only arrested  around 5 to 6 persons and some pets, but this year he had over 50 phone complaints and arrested more than 25 persons and that included some pet, so love was not in the air and if it was it was behind bars.
Ok raza have a great week

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