Hejola report for 3/23/2016.
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Kingsville,Texas. Hello my friends I am Bill Diaz con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man arrested dressed like the Lone Range.
Reward for a dog name Lassie.
Ten barrio members missing after spring break.
And now some darn good news.
At the end of each day I tell myself I only got a few more
days before retirement.
Today we were told that ten barrio members all from the
nursery home “heaven” were reported missing after they took a bus ride to the
beach for its 10 hour spring break. The leader of this group, old man in the
shoe said that he wasn’t sure if this old goats were really missing or just didn’t
come back on the bus after watching a lot of half-naked women there. But all
and all relatives for these folks have been informed and a large group of three
persons have volunteered to go back to the beach on the same bus ride to look
for them. If you are at the beach and see a bunch of old folks that don’t seem
to fit in, just give us a call. No reward is being offered but a free meal will
be given at the nursing home for any information.
I am sure somewhere down the road you had heard about a dog
name Lassie, will we here in the hood we have our own version of Lassie. Chihuahua
named Lassie was stolen late last night and the owner Mr. Bobby McGee is offering
a reward for its return. So if you see this Chihuahua, going by the name of
Lassie please give us a call at 361 558 2263.
Yesterday afternoon el constable Cadena had to chase and following
a man known as the Lone Ranger after he spotted him riding his cow Silver. After
the two block chase, the Lone Ranger was arrested for riding his cow without a
permit and on the wrong side of the road. Charges have been filed and Silver
will be staying con el constable while the lone ranger does his 24 days in
jail.
Ok Raza have a great day.
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