Hejola report for 03102016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con todays
award winning barrio headline news, Amen:
Barrio church leader beat up by power of the holy spirit.
Religious representatives storm barrio.
The barrio last stand.
And finally some darn good news, amen.
Well as we all know now that the elections have come and
gone everything is back to normal where barrio folks are talking to each other
and making friends again with all the ones we blocked from our barrio book due
to different views. God bless our country and America. Amen.
When you think things are already too crazy, he comes along
a gringito named Earl the pearl Fuentes, a man with vision, has proposed a
no-go area for anyone who’s white. He told us que we should limit the number of
white folks marrying blacks and Hispanics to about so many per year and would
not allow them to come here to our side of the tracks unless they have some
kind of mark on their arms or a permit, so this way we could tell who’s who and
who belong over here. He plans on presenting his idea to barrio leaders
sometime in 2033. Oh by the way that is about the right time he will be
released from the lala farm on that side of the tracks. Amen.
El senor Juan Diosmiyo was rushed to the st. paul medical
center after he tried to prove to his church members touring our barrio the
power of the holy spirit when jumped out of church van and charged several barrio members standing at the corner of
third and wells. We were told by his
church members who sat and watched him go into some kind of trance and started
to speak in tongues, yelling and screaming as he charged them. But thing didn’t
go well after that, that is when barrio members started to defend themselves from
this so call mad man! Several church members panicked and ran to help the
prophet after he had been beaten up, kicked and slapped around. El constable will
not file charges against these barrio members but is going to ask the church
from across the tracks not to do any more tours in the hood.Amen.
For some reason or another it seems that the word got out
that a church representative got beat up by barrio residents has launched an all-out campaign by at least 75 religious
representatives to heal all the evil found over here on our side of the tracks.
The campaign will start this weekend where they plan on walking through ever
barrio street and home to save our souls with prayers and a whole lot of Amens.
Barrio leaders are planning a counter rally asking them to leave us alone and
if we need any healing it will be done by barrio church leaders and not them
from across the tracks. Chinga, Amen.
Ok raza have a great day and have a great Amen.
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