barrio stock market report for02122010

Barrio stock market for 02122009.
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Kingsville, tx. Once again from our barrio stock exchange I am urbano yosabatodo con this week’s barrio stock market. The barrio stock exchange office has just re opened at our new location at 623 west. Elle #1 apartment here in Kingsville, tex. If you are every in the hood please stop by and visit our center. Oh by the way there is a small fee to come in but I am sure que a cheap six pack of beer will be more than enough to it in.
You know folks down here don’t realize que using electricity to heat or cool your home will not lower that bill. So folks you need to turn some shit off and put more clothing on. How do we plan to save this year when we just can’t stop spending?
Now here is our award winning barrio stock market report :
Los Tamales: this last few weeks our el tamale man was tired of walking all over town trying to get ruin of his tamales at any price he could get for them. Los tamales ended the week at record low for this year at $4.00 a dozen. Raza buy raza buy. Oh by the way he said I still owe him a few dollars. Chinga.
Los taquitos: wow we really blew this call. Well we were so proud que el hood was doing so good in keeping small taco stands open longer than predicted. It’s sad que we now have a new trend going on here. It seems que at least three additional small taco stands and restaurants have shut down the last 200 days. It doesn’t look good for us here in the hood that love to go out and eat. We are still pretty happy que one restaurant is still open around the corner. Los taquitos took a small hike back to $1.49 each and coffee is extra. Oh by the way a special taco cost only $1.10.
Las empanadas: less filling is our beef what’s yours? That Was the subject for the last few years. The empanada war of 2006 is about filling. We are hoping que we don’t have to take this route again. But we did have some kind of an impact. We have and I am sure if you are still reading this bull, que las empanadas are more filled que ever before. Las empanadas closed at high price of $.89 cents each.
Cheap beer: chinga even los borrachos are complaint about having to walk further now to buy beer. Si muchos de los small stores have shut down also in the hood. Its funny que we won’t walk to far for almost anything but we will walk a mile or two for some beer. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.
Las tortillas: here is a good one for you raza, if you remember our tamale war of 1997 when that former city redneck commissioner Russell rusty ruffneck tells us que he has started a new gringo thing in our side of the hood. This new group which does not have a name yet tells us que real soon they are going to have a one day protects, and not eat Mexican food or even tortillas. He tells this reporter que we will si quein es mas chingo…. The gringo protest is being plan as we speak. That should be very interesting. “A day without a gringo customer”. Las tortillas took a big hick. Wow we hadn’t realize que them things are so high now. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.55 a dozen. There is gold in them tortillas….
And finally la barbacoa de cabeza: well it’s been long expected and it’s just around the corner based on what el senor Alfonso Rubio, the owner of our llama ranch right at the edge of our hood. Mr rubio wanted to let everybody in the hood que them llamas are growing real quick and are getting real big, and we are more than sure que we will see lots of llama meat in the hood real soon. This of course has all the beef owners a bit worried and are planning a seminar on the future of beef barbacoa. La barbacoa de cabeza took a drive up from last week $6.00 a pound. Dang it I don’t want the whole cow.

BARRIO income tax adviser:
Now if you planning to file your taxes, you might want to consider adopting a senior citizen for a week or more. Yes, you heard right, there is a group of retired retards that have gotten together to form a senior citizen group where you can go an pick up a few seniors, that are willing to live with you if you claim them on your income tax for at least three months. After that its optional.
No more uncle Samuel problems. Hey got to pay our taxes.

Ok raza there you have it. Our want ads will be back next week. I am urbano yosabatodo .