hejola report for 02222010

Hejolia report for 02222010.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello once again como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Drunk vato at education rally,
La commadre accepts admissions to college at age of 73.
And finally, ten county inmates escape work crew.
It was a bad idea for the get go, says el constable Cadena when ten county inmates from across the tracks were assigned to hard labor work on our side of track escaped. El constable is seeking el barrio and Westside resident for their assistances in capturing three black men, five Anglos men and who knows what they were. If you know anything about them or seem then there is a small reward for any information leading to their arrest.
La commadre Jane J. Jimenez, age 75, was the most happiest person en el barrio when she was presented her acceptance letter to the barrios higher education center. El senor Manuel Martinez, the director of the center tells us que Jane was the oldest person that they had every accepted to continue her education after high school. We had to wavier her application just for mere fact, que she wanted to continue her education. You see it took Jane more than five decades to get that GED. And now she is really proud of this achievement. The only problem we can see says Mr. Martinez, let see how long it will take for her to get her college degree.
And finally, el amigo Pancho trinity Munoz was arrested this weekend at the Westinghouse barrio mall when he entered the educational mobile home wanting to give blood. It seems that Mr. Munoz thought that the educational mobile was the blood mobile and he was determining to give blood. The educational mobile staff asked Mr. Munoz that he had to leave since he was not there seeking information on higher education. El constable cadena was called to the scene where he found Munoz drunker than a skunk and smelled like pee, sitting outside in line with a few beers in his coat pocket. He was arrested for public borracho and smelling like shit.

Well there you have it raza, time to go and take a bath, and please have a great day.