hejola report for 02162010

Hejolia report for 02162010.
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Kingsville,t x. Now that man que the IRS is looking for and has a way not to pay child support, here is our own vato of the year David duran.
Heaveno raza, well I am back from a small vacation we took south of the local checkpoint. And is there traffic or what and gas is some expensive que we almost didn’t make it back con $5.00 of gas. Thank god que we got the gas mixed up con diesel que the storeowner blame it on his poor staff attendent. Yea right. Anyhow we made it home and now con the today’s award winning headline news:
Dos commaders say que a car almost hit them while they walked.
A homeless gringo picked up for asking for donations at the Westinghouse barrio mall.
And finally a child exchange went badly.
Yesterday afternoon a child exchange went badly at the constables office lobby when la commadre Christina Nunez berated the dad, Alfonso Della Cruz Martinez, about non-payment of child support payments. While the constable tried to tell her that conversation was over con su ex-husband, but she continued with the "harsh and argumentative" line of inquiry. Both el senior Della Cruz and child waited elsewhere at the constable’s office for her to clear the lobby before they left. Christina was escorted to the other side of the tracks by the constable.
A few moments later, the constable got a call from la commadre Sonya who said that as she and a friend Norma Garza were walking down wells street, que a car swerved at them, trying to run the two down. Both woman la commadre Sonya y su friend Norma Garza were able to identified the driver who met the description of Christina Nunez, yes the same woman who had been escorted to the other side of the tracks by el constable cadena. An arrest warrant has been issued for this woman. El barrio is again asked for their help in finding this disarrayed woman. If you know the where about of this woman, Please call el constable cadenas officer or just dial 811.
And finally A gringo man huddled in front of the Westinghouse barrio mall, asking that "donations" be placed in a cup. Was arrested for falsely asking for donation. The cup said for his education. It seemed que the man, James Wilcox or Dr. Wilcox was released after he had been arrested for asking for donation to pay for his education. Since he already had a dr. degree and had suffered a nervous breakdown a few years later, and lately has the habit of repeating mathematical formulas out loud and and sharing them con the general public. He was taken back to the other side of the track and was admitted to lalala home for lalala people.

Well folks thank god que I already live in alalalala land. I am David duran for our 1978 ford whatever and remember
“ Your business is our business and my business is none of your business”.