howdy barrio report for 02092010

Howdy barrio report for 02092010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Howdy folks I am country pancho will you’ll award winning headline news:
Barrio dog catcher gets caught.
Chingos de clothes missing from folks back yard.
And finally, city trying to cut down on the number of farm animals in the hood.
Every year at this time the city fathers and some mothers try to pass a city ordinance limiting the number of farm animals a person can have inside the city limits. On our side of the tracks barrio folks have really accumulated a large number of farm animals within their premises, and are lowering the property value of many homes. This matter will be reviewed this coming Monday a year from now.
It was reported that at least 10 blue jeans, 25 pair of socks, 35 pair of women underwear and a ton of t-shirts have been reported missing. El constable cadena tells us that all this clothing has been ripped off from barrio folk’s clothes lines. Oh yea, it seems that every time around this year lots of folks start missing clothing. The only clue the constable has is to make sure that Benny Morse Garza is still locked up. If you don’t remember Garza was arrested several years ago for stealing folks clothing from their back yards cloth line and was sentenced to two to three years in local county jail. A small reward is being offered.
It seems that our boy John Cortez our local dog catcher had a bad habit of catching dogs that weren’t doing nothing but taking a walk. Yea, you heard right, many of the dogs in the hood don’t have tags but the ones that do are the ones this guy Cortez is catching. And not only that he had a list of dogs that certain folks were looking for and willing to buy and pay a good price for them. Well all this came to an end late last night when el constable and the rest of the dog catcher from across the tracks arrested John for stealing and hold dogs without any reason and selling them without a permit. Charges will be filed.
There you have it folks, I am out of here, I am country pancho.