Wednesday, February 16, 2011

hejola report for 02162011

Hejolia report for 02162011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again mi raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio here boy dog show opens today.
Ten protesters and 32 dogs arrested at the opening of Here Boy Dog show.
And finally, Mr. turkey the mall mascot beat up at protest.
The annual Barrio Here Boy dog show opened today at our Westinghouse barrio mall. It seems that we have a larger amount of dogs that entered the event this year compared to past year says el barrio own dog whisper Ben here boy Torres. The contest will start today and finish this coming weekend. We still have room for anyone that wants to enter the show. Please contact us here at cchwnn.
It seems that Mr. Turkey was trying to keep the crowd happy as they prepared to enter the mall got his butt kicked by a group of protester. After talking to Mr. Turkey, it seemed that he got his groups mixed up and stood next to the folks protesting the show and in which he thought that they were for the show. He got kicked, mugged, bitten and who knows what else. Mr. Turkey told us that he didn’t mind the ass kicking but he got a bit disappointed when they tore his mascot head off his head and ripped apart. Now he feels that everybody that was there knows who he really is.
And finally, It wasn’t easy trying to separate the protesting dog owner and the owners of dogs that are schedule to be shown this week at the annual barrio here boy dog show. El constable cadena had to work real hard this morning in trying to determine who was protesting this year’s dog show. It seems that the protester were a group of people that don’t believe in training dogs this well or it was group of folks that their dogs weren’t allowed to be shown, faced off with actually dog owners that were pissed off for delaying the dog show this morning. Ten men and women along with 32 dogs were arrested.
Ok there you have it , if you do have a dog and have some papers on him or her bring it over to the mall, it could be the next barrio dog champion.

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