hejola report for 02242011

Hejola report for 02242011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Ten chickens and five turkeys found.
Junior high large crow mascot shot died.
And finally school cafeteria being investigated.
Yesterday school district official visited el Centro for education school cafeteria after charges were filed against some of its cooks for substituting power eggs for real eggs on their school menu. The report tell us que the cooks at the centro cafeteria had been taking home large number of eggs on a daily bases, claiming que they weren’t any good or were egg shells. But it turned out que while trying to dump them in the trash, several relatives of them workers were waiting to pick up the load of eggs and rush them home to real sale to local chain stores go and stop. Charges are pending and it might take up too several days to determine who was on this scam.
A well known local gun smith and a sharp shooter, Benny Mayo, was demonstrating his gun skills to a group of special ed. children when his gun went off accidently and killed the school mascot, the largest Crow ever seen in this parts of the world. It so happen que the crow was sitting in the corner of the class room when the gun went off, shooting the crow’s head off. No children were injured, but a large number of teachers and the school nurse tired to super glue the crow’s head back on to no prevail. School official are determining if charges should be filed again Mr. Torres, or just ask him to replace that crow. I guess they didn’t have vato super glue. Oh well.
In other news,The constable is asking for your help in determining who this chickens and turkeys belong to. The constable told us que he came across them late last night and it took him about one hour to either gather them together or just plain run over them with his car. He told que the some these poor little animals were kind of seriously hurt but some might be able to half survived the running over. Please contact our office If you have any information about them.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.