hejola report for 02222011

Hejola report for 02222011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hi again, I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Other breed de raza moves into the hood.
Barrio spelling Bee canceled.
And finally, constable cadena reelected for two more years.
Well its official el constable cadena got reelected again for his fifth term as el barrio constable. He got 250 votes out 35 possible votes. The election recount committees refuse to do a recount since no one ran again him. Congratulations Mr. Cadena.
In other news,Yesterday afternoon the annual barrio spelling Bee was canceled when all twenty contestants failed to spell one word. The judges felt que they were doing the right thing in cancelling this event when none of the twenty couldn’t spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. One of the judges told us que next year they plan on starting the contest con some easy words, such as you, him, and her and so on. From there I thing we can work our way up to bigger words.
And finally,Yesterday afternoon the barrio was shocked to find at least three new families that could actually read and write the way we are suppose too move into the hood this past month. La familia yosabatodo and yosaque told this reporter that they just can’t stand folks that were in school and college and got a masters degree and still can’t spell or write for shit. These new families will address the barrio leaders at their next meeting with their concerns.
To all those that hate us or love us, have a great tejano day.