hejola report for 03142011

Hejola report for 03142011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Alcardio Samudio, Bill is on a spring break assignment. But for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Two houses evaluated after car crash.
Several forks arrested at the corner of third and wells.
And finally, car blow up and killing trained staff person.
38 people living in two homes were asked to leave their homes due to the fact que a car accident in front of their home and could present some danger to them. It seems que one of the cars was operated by some homemade fuel que the local authorizes were sure what chemicals were used to make it and didn’t want to take any chances. Residents are being asked not to hang out anywhere close to the corner of wells and Thirds Street.
After an public emergency notice had been issued to Westside residents not to go by the corner of third and wells street, 15 curios folks were arrested as they gathered and cross the yellow ribbon that said “ don’t cross this line moron” to take a better look at the car that was reported being operated by some homemade fuel. El constable used his bull horn to yell at them from three blocks away telling them “to get away morons from the wreck”. After a few folks started to walk away, they were individually arrested by the barrio 666 task force.
And finally, As the constable and the vato’s volunteer firefighters used their modern day technology and not waiting for any professional assistance tired to remove one of the cars at the wreck scene, cause some drag that developed some sparks that caused one of the cars to explored and killing the vato’s only train cat and wounding several other cats that were there checking out the wreck. Charges are pending.

Oh by the way residents are still been asked not to go anywhere near that site. Again raza have a great day.