hejola report for 03292011

Hejola report for 03292011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hi my name is Johnnie el Quemon, con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre arrested for nudity.
Several compadres awarded for feyos.
And finally youth programs closes its doors.
Yesterday afternoon el barrio Cruz Rojas community center were informed que their doors were going to be closed in two weeks due to the fact que their didn’t have any more funds to operate the center. Leo Saenz director of the center of the afternoon program told us que the center would still be open but the afternoon programs were not, it lack the funds to operate it. But told us que he still had faith que god might just create a miracle.
In other news, the annual feyo contest was held in a secret bar and announced the winners of this year’s Feyo contest, who were Johnnie be Good Morales, and Juan Pena, both men were awarded a free trip to the pluga across the tracks and a few meal at the local net and boat. Congratulations feyos.
And finally, la commadre was arrested late last night at the corner of third and wells when several people called el constable to let him know que there was a woman at the corner of the block naked. Once the constable got there he found la commadre drunk out of her ass. She was taken to the lalala land hospital unit across the tracks for observations. El constable told us it could have been that home made beer she had been drinking.
Ok raza keep it cool and keep your clothes on.