hejola report for 03152011

Hejola report for 03152011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello Maria La Vandia, bill is on spring break assignment. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Two tons of fun burns down.
Big women burn out sale.
And finally, big women wanted.
Last night los vato’s loca volunteer firefighters along con east side fire department tried their best to keep the night club Two Tons of from burning down to ground. By the time all the units got it going it was too late. Two Tons of fun burned down to the ground. As you might have already known que this bar was a strip bar where all the dancers weight more than 250 pounds. The owner did not say anything about rebuilding.
The woman’s dress shop that was next to two tons of fun bar are having a burn out of business sale this coming weekend. The owner told us que they did not have insurances on the building never less the clothing. That is why we are having a Big Women Burn out sale. Everything must go and we got normal sizes from 15 to 28. Come and look around big girl , you might just find something that was not ruined fit you.
And finally, la prima Lucy Mendez, a graduate student at our barrio school for pendejos, is looking for women that weight around 250 to 400 pounds for a barrio study on “las commadres a right diet for you”. She is trying to determined if women use some illness to justified their weight problem or are they just plain big women. She is hoping to publish her report on some medical magazine.

Ok raza got to go.