hejola report for 03312011

Hejola report for 03312011.
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Kingsville, TX. Good day folks my name is Bill Diaz and I am back from vacation. Now for our barrio award winning headline news:
Rats and roaches invade the hood.
Two barrio cowboys come to blows.
And finally barrio fun run re-schedule and re-named for this weekend.
It was announced that the fourth of July fun run was going to be move to april 5, and the April fool’s day fun run would be moved to the fourth of July. There was really no reasons given just that the “here boy fun run” was still going to be held through the hood and all the barrio folks have been asked to let their dogs loose so this year’s finishing times would be a bit faster than last year. So if you are not ready for the run you still have several months to get ready for that April fool’s day run in July. Pesse hejola.
Two of the most famous barrio cowboys came to blows yesterday afternoon at the OK Bar, located at the corner of third and wells. Country Pancho y County Leroy started an argument and then a fight broke out between both of them when they could not agree on who wrote a certain song that was playing on the jukebox. At the end both were taken into custody and arrested for disturbing the peace. Oh by the way we never did figure out what song they were arguing about. In addition they will have to pay for repairs of the jukebox when it was turned over on its side during the fight.
Yesterday a barrio meeting was held to determine how they could get rid of the increase on roaches and rats that have suddenly appeared in the hood. There were many suggestions and ideas but the one thing that did stick out the most was to keep your home nice and clean, and your yards nice and cut. The majority of the folks left when talk about volunteers need to help folks join the barrio beautification project.
Well there you have it raza.