hejola report for 03232011

Hejola report for 03232011.
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Kingsville, texas. Como estan I am Maria la Vandia con today’s award winning barrio headline news, oh Bill is on vacation.
Increase of barrio scams ruins lots of dreams.
Barrio populations increased by 2 percent ever nine months.
And finally sex can hurt your heart.
Believe it or not ten barrio members have passed away within the last two years due to having sex and not being in shape. A barrio study shows que lots of folks just can’t just into sex and expect not to get hurt. The author of this new study and book, told us it’s like running. You just can jump into it without being prepared. The author also gave us a few tips on how to prevent a heart attack during sex. But for that you have to buy the book, “How to have sex without having a heart attack ” now being sold at your local flea market.
Barrio leaders are more worried than ever due to the fact que ever nine months it seen an increase of 2 percent populations for the last five years. A barrio leader told us que it could be several things such as that new cable company and its 24 hours services and also those 1958 Christmas lights that were insulted several years ago. All this factors are to blame for this increase of our Westside population.
Yesterday afternoon, about ten barrio families, two barrio doctors, three lawyers and about twenty cats were informed que their small investment was a scam that ruined lots of dreams for those above. The scam was if they help purchase into developing a multi dollar sky hook that could hold things in mid air, would have changed the whole world on how it holds things in the sky. Charged with this scam are Benny Montes, Brain Woods, Henry Forrest and Mike Pasture were all charged with this scam.
Ok raza have a great day and remember hug your tejano friend.