hejola report for 03012011

Hejola report for 03012011.
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Kingsville, TX hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz, sitting here smell burned popcorn. But for now let us get to our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio bank drive thru held up but failed.
Ten one handed men rounded up.
And finally a few one legged men turned themselves.
After a few confused press release, el constable rounded up a few one legged men confusing them with them with the one armed men who were accused of holding up the barrio drive thru bank. After it was exampled that it was a man that left his hand behind, all the one legged men were released for the expectation of one man that the constable informed him that he had found his plastic leg a few years ago, but no one had ever claimed it .
Today el constable and the fed guys rounded up at least ten men with one hand in the hood. After investigating each one handed person, none match the description that the bank teller descried during the hold up.
And finally, Yesterday afternoon around 5 p.m. several men drove thru are only barrio bank drive thru and forced them thru the small window and held the place up. The report actually states the man hand went through the small window and demands all the money. The cashier decided to take the matter into their own hands and she shut the small window on the man’s hand. As he tried to leave he pulled his hand out and left it behind. The constable is looking for a man that has just lost his hand. If you know of anyone that has lost his hand recently please contact us.
That Is it raza, the scholarship dance tickets go on sale March 3, 2011. Only 190 presale tickets are left.