2011 tejano consumer report

2011 tejano consumer report, tejano could be bad for your health in more ways than none.
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Kingsville, tx. Hi again, I am Gloria Guerra with an update for tejano consumers and tejano products report. We don’t hear too much on this topic but lately we have gotten some emails asking us to check on this issue.
Here is our top ten tejano consumer and products that you should be aware of 2011:
10. don’t drink beer from beer cans left outside during the evening. Case study shows that more and more tejano’s are drinking from cans from the previous night find more and more roaches in them. One consumer couldn’t wait till noon on Sunday, so he took a big drink from a beer can left outside the night before and swallowed three giant roaches.
9. don’t buy used tejano clothing. Case study show that when you are buying used tejano clothing the size indicated might not be the size you bought. This allows tejano’s to wear larger clothing and changing size smaller to make them look thinner. Or the previous person just stretched it out two sizes larger.
8. don’t dance too long on those high heels. Case study has shown que if you go to a tejano dance wearing high heels, they might have gotten a bit shorter due to the fact que you wore them out while dance ten or more songs in a role.
7. don’t buy those expensive drinks at bars. Case study have shown que if you drink enough at home and stick your head out the window while you drive at 85 mph there, scientific study have shown que you should have a good buzz way before you get there, which will reduce you from spending so much money at the bar que you wonder what happen to all your cash. Oh by the way the new hair style will be free.
6. don’t pick up any one at a tejano bar. Case study have shown que the majority of men and women that go to tejano dances are either married and there by themselves, or are there looking for their x’s to see who there are messing around with. Beware of los chingaso behind the head when not looking. Could be bad for your health.
5. don’t get there to early, you might be charged with a higher cover charge. Case studies have shown que if you get there about one hour before the bar closes, you have a better time and less expensive and still see the main attraction.
4. don’t take pictures at tejano bars. Case study showed que tejona’s that go to bar when there are not suppose too find themselves in lot of shit back how and having to explain the picture later to love ones.
3. don’t go too a tejano dance if you are not suppose too. Case studies have shown que if you go to a tejano dance it’s very possible that you might go home smelling like the bar and its harder to explain from where that smell came and not a birthday party at the office.
2. don’t dance with other persons if they didn’t go with you. Case studies have shown que if you ask a person too dance sitting there by themselves surely have a date there but went to the bathroom or buy then a drink . It dangerous too your health.
1. and finally if you are a member of the band take your wife with you. Case studies have shown que more and more band members are getting divorces or left due to all the groupies that follow them from dance to dance and didn’t take their love one with them .

Ok raza got to go , have a great tejano day.