hejola report for 06222011

Hejola report for 06222011.
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Kingsville,tx, como estan I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Commadres parrot puts the finger on her.
Vato busted inside church,
And Dr. Isassi busted.

Juan Morena was surprised late last night when he was arrested inside our Lady of Faith church passed out, or something like that. The police report states that Morena was suddenly attacked and knotted out when he bent down to open the donation box and all of sudden a statue of Saint Mary fell on top of his head and knocked him out on the floor and was found by a church staff member lying on the floor. The good thing says the church staff member is que he didn’t steal the money and our statue didn’t break. Charges will be filed against Mr. Moreno.

Doctor Benito Isassi,57, was arrested yesterday morning at his office inside the Westinghouse barrio mall and charged with practicing medicine without a driver’s license nor medical license. He was reported by two barrio middle age commadres, that were convince to let him fondle their breasts under the guise that he was performing a breast exam, chinga. According to el constables report the incident happened at the burned down gay bar a few weeks ago. Charges will be filed against him.
Noelia Najerha,57 was charged in the death of her 78 year old mother in the hood yesterday. It seems that for some reason or another her mother’s body was found among squadid conditions at their home. Ms. Najerha denied she had been neglectful with her mother but the mother’s parrot might have disagreed according to el constable’s report, the parrot, consider a good Samartian, was found inside the mother’s bedroom, continually squawkeing and mimicking “ help me, help me” followed by the sound of laughter. If things go the way we want things to go says el constable, the parrot will be our key witness.
Ok raza there you have it and thank god it rained.