hejola report for 06142012

Hejola report for 06142012.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz back for a lazy day vacation, but for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
la commadre y el compadre Ruiz get divorce.
Mario Barrera busted again.
And finally, county and city award landscaping contract to sheep and goat owner.
Yesterday at our city and county district board meeting, decided to release 10 yard and ground workers and replace them with a plan to keep the county and city parks and lawns neatly trimmed and greener than ever. In doing this they hired 15 sheep and 10 goats for these chores. The city and county made their weird decision based on the fact that the food was already on hand and that all they had to do was supply the sheep and goats with water. The woolly animals will be provided by a company named “half sheep and goats will travel company”. The cost of using this method will be about $20,000 cheaper. Plus this animals show up to work every day, says a county commissioner.
El constable cadena told us que Mario Barrera was arrested and taken to the nearest lalala land hospital for pushing his hand push lawn mower under the influence and wear nothing but his underwear. El constable said que he got a call from the widow next door who had been married seven times before that the man across the street was mowing his lawn in his underwear and that he appeared to be intoxicated. Once el constable got to Barrera home he saw him finish a beer and threw the can into the city street almost hitting him. He arrested Mr. Barrera and charged him with a PI and also charged him with assault of peace officer with an empty can of beer.
Yesterday afternoon at a rare meeting at la gorda café, both La commadre Maria y El compadre Manuel along with their 82 year old lawyer announced que they were getting a divorce after being married more than 62 years. Asked why get divorce now after all this years, the only responds they had was they wanted to make sure que all their children were dead before getting a divorce. Oh by the way La Commadre Maria is 93 years old y el compadre is 96 years old.
Well raza there you have it. Have a great woolly day.