hejola report for 06232011

Hejola report for 06232011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Everything green is ok, even your teeth.
New barrio web site for older citizens shut down in two minutes.
Barrio cemetery stops taking pets.
We told you it would be a matter of time when the folks realized que its not cool to be buried next to your owner if you where its best friend, a pet. The city and county commissioners voted on a joint effort to stop the practices of burying pet’s next to its owners inside the county and city limits. The order was passed yesterday and will not allow animal remains to be buried together anymore. A small group of pet owners and love ones protested such an order and might just decide to recall those elected officials that don’t have a heart for its man’s best friend.
Yesterday a new barrio internet service was going to open its site but was shut down within minutes from its grand opening. The reason could be several but the main one was que it was a service for adults over the age of 90 and must submit naked pictures in order to be able to purchase the services and be a member. The council for older vato’s president told this reporter que it’s ridiculous to have our older members of the hood exposing them in order to buy this services and who in the world would one to see our seniors naked. Charges will not be filed.
Yesterday a barrio scientist was named outstanding vato for 2011, for designing and developing a green teeth dye that will keep your teeth stay green color forever. El Hijo Sue, 56, a barrio ged and college graduate was honor for this great discovery. I am honor for this award and moved that my product will help those folks with yellow teeth move forward with their life’s knowing que they can make this world more greener than ever. The new dye will be available in the year 2058. Let’s hope if you are still alive, still have teeth to dye? Pesse hejolia.
Ok raza, just keep it tejano.