hejola report for 06132011

Hejola report for 06132011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Once again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Vato with three arms gets high paying job.
No word on missing adults.
And finally, barrio braces for high water bills.
Yesterday afternoon Westside was hit hard with the largest water wave it had seen in its history when the only water tower fell from its 200 foot platform and came crashing down on them. Ruining many of west residents activities, homes, backyards, front yards, and even some garage sales. At least 300 members were rush to St. Paul’s medical center for some treatment. Barrio leaders were informed que there won’t be any water for the next ten years. Furthermore, told us that this didn’t apply unless you have about 3500 feet of water hoes'. An investigation is being done on this watery matter.
This weekend the La casa de los old people, reported a bunch of their clients had gone AWOL and had no clues where they went and how they got out. About 30 relatives visited the center press hearing and were told que they were really worried about the bunch of old folks that were reported missing yesterday morning. “We have no clues to their whereabouts of these seniors’ citizens, said Dr. Frankenstern the director of the center. El constable and his barrio task forces have closed off all the city and county roads and have placed checkpoints to see if they can find them. Several family members have put together a posse to look for them in the woods and bars. If you have seen or noticed a bunch of old folks walking, talking, hiding or hiking, or even swimming, please contact el constable caden.
It’s rare, but does happen que some people in this world might just have a third limb. That is the case con Johnnie Palo the only vato in the hood with three arm. This week end he was offered the best paying job in the hood that is making snow cones. John Elwood the owner of the “snow shop in the hood” wanted a person with experiences and talented and worked fast. Once he interviewed Palo he knew this man was the talented person he had been looking for. Mr. Elwood is thinking on opening an additional part to his store, shining shoes.
Ok raza have a great tejano day.