hejola report for 06212011

Hejola report for 06212011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again my friends I am Bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Several task force members suspend.
Barrio man arrested for trying to steal money from bank.
And finally old world war II bomb found in the hood.
Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena was force to suspend two of his barrio task force 666 members after they scuffled at the Westinghouse barrio mall dinner area, reportedly over a bag of tortillas. A waiter at the dinner had to break up the fight.
Juan Cortez, 61 left the barrio saving and loan empty handed this past weekend despite having passed the teller a note demanding a “ Easter basket full of cash”. However, he forgot to bring the basket with him inside the building, and the teller said she didn’t have one either because it wasn’t in season. Mr. Cortez was arrested about 30 minutes later by el constable cadena, noticed a man walking in the alley at the counter of third and wells carrying an empty Easter basket.

And finally, el compadre Mario Munoz, the owner or shall we say the previous owner of the only army and navy supplies store that had been closed for several years, was arrested and then released when he sold what appeared to be a classic world war II-era bomb to Billy Alexheart a war veteran who collects bombs and stuff. As Billy unwisely decision to load his bomb into his vehicle, was stopped by el constable cadena while he drove by and noticed his action. Cadena reacted predictably and logically, fled the area with Billy and Mr. Munoz, and closed down the street around his building and called then nearest bomb squad which later detonated it safely. Both men were unfamiliar with the no bomb ordnance in the hood. Charges are pending.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great tejano day.