hejola report for 02062012

Hejola report for 02062012.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello Frankie tuxedo Zuniga con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Chingo de chingaso after super bowl party.
La commadre wins barrio super bowl football pot.
And finally, just say no.

Yesterday at the corner of third and wells a group of men and women and some dogs and cats, gather to protest this year’s super bowl advertising spots. They claim que they showed too much skin, abused dogs, and did lots of drinking from some blue bottle. The group leader, told us que this type of advertising just spoils the children and men and women relationships. Look how many men and women do we know that look like them folks on the tv advertising? Maybe just one, the dog. No charges will be filed for blocking the traffic for about two hours. Oh by the way about three cars were effect by this standoff.
All right, la commadre Nancy Garza was this year’s barrio super bowl football pot winner when she predicted, the right finally score for yesterdays super bowl game. This annual event always seems to cause trouble for el constable since he is the one selling the pot numbers. This year he will not arrest anyone of the winners like years before. Esta vato, the constable, has arrested the last three years winner for gambling and not required to pay off the football pot. But this year he promised the majority of the pot goers that he was not going to arrest anyone this year. Chinga.

Yesterday at least twenty-five cowboy fans attended a super bowl party thinking the cowboys were playing in this year’s super bowl. Once they arrived at their normal hangout, they found at least thirty giant and the other team fans had taken there spot. Well before you know it chingo de chingaso were delivered and when the dust settled them boyz were haul off to jail. Charges will be filed against five cowboy fans, three giants fans, and one laker fan .
Ok raza got to go .