Thursday, February 9, 2012

Hejola report for 02092012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi bill diaz here con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
The world is ending arrested.
The same old song at the same old place.
And finally, barrio tejanos protest our report.
Yesterday a ton of folks, 3 big women, 2 large men, 7 cats, 34 dogs, and a few roaches were protesting our barrio command post on how awful our posting have been about tejano movement and its leaders. Our leader told the ton of folks que we can only write what we see and we couldn’t make chit up if we wanted to. Look tejano’s are doing a dam good job all by themselves on explaining the present problem con la onda and not being recognized but major outlets. Once our creator spoke and gave out some refreshments the protestors left the area in disarray.  
Yesterday another handful of tejano’s told another group of tejanos that we were at a standstill con the movement of tejano industry and its future. A few persons present at the meeting were more concern con the refreshments and the free entertainment being offered. Once the music died down and drank all the diet drinks many of the tejano’s left the meeting. The organizers told us que they were happy with the turn out and more impress on how all the refreshments were gone before the meeting ended. We have lots of big ideas that we want to share with no one, says one of the tejano’s present at the meeting. We asked that tejano how are we suppose to know the ideas you have if you don’t share them? They responded by saying that’s their problem. Ok.
Yesterday a handful of want to be tejano fans were arrested after they printed out more than three leaflets telling tejano fans que the world was coming to an end. After el constable along con some medical staff from lalaland arrested that handful of tejano’s with false accusation and were shipped off to the lalala home across the tracks. The constable tells us que a the only world that is going to end is your world when you die.
Ok raza, tejano’s , gringitos, amigos, vatos, esa have a great tejano day if you can. Hug a tejano fan.

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