Monday, February 27, 2012

hejola report for 02272012

Hejola report for 02272012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi, Bill Diaz here con our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio main drag shut down after Academic awards riots.
Hot shorts on a comeback.
And finally income reminder.
Hejola report for 02272012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi, Bill Diaz here con our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio main drag shut down after Academic awards riots.
Hot shorts on a comeback.
And finally income reminder.
Yesterday the senior citizen center reminded barrio members that are still filing their income tax for 2011 that the center still have several seniors not claimed this year were waiting just for you. Come on by an pick a senior and file.

Yesterday at the tenth annual barrio model show the return of hot shorts for big women made a big splash this year. It seems they thought of putting a swimming pool in the middle of the walkway would look cool. Well it did look cool that’s if you looked hot!! And that is what happen con la commadre Maria Zamora, was modeling a pair of hot pink shorts, with tall blue and white go go boots, with a large black belt with a giant buckle, tripped on the rug and fell into the small pool. It took los vato loco volunteer firefighters several minutes to get la commadre out of the small pool. La commadre was not injuried but those hot shorts got wet and started to reduce in size. A large curtain was torn down to cover la commadre who looked as she was wearing a barrio tong. No charges will be filed.

Yesterday evening a small riot was started after several gay tejanos made up of aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, primos, primas, and a few characters were asked to leave the TWO TONS OF FUN TAVERN, a barrio gay bar after their favorite actor didn’t win the main award. Some started throwing bottles and cupcakes at the giant 12 inch TV at the bar. That is when Big Joe mama, bar owner, asked them to leave the place. So the furious crowd packed their things and took their complaint outside the bar and blocked the main drag for several hours until the program had ended. No arrested were made but something dress like a movie start was hauled off.
Ok got to go raza.

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