Hejola report for 02232012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, bill Diaz and am I glad to be back. After last week assignment and getting to meet a lot of people it feels good to be home. But for now, here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Fight breaks out at barrio debate.
Aggravated assault charges filed.
And finally tejano dance ends early.
Last night was the first tejano dance for the lent seasons. The purpose of these dances says one of the organizers is to give tejano dance goers and opportunity to see if they really gave something up for lent, such things as tejano dances, drinking, stop watching judge judy, cussing, cheating, eating, talking, lying, spending, farting, desserts, sending mad messages to people, and so on. But that wasn’t the problem. When a few church goers decided to stop by the dance and see who was there. Some were so offended que the felt que they were being spy on and took on their own to teach them a few lent lesions. All ten people were arrested and we asked to sit in the corner for a few hours at the jail house.
In other news, It seems that folks just can’t watch tv in peace now a days. That seems to have been the case with Martha Hope and her older husband Ben Hope, when she hit over the head with a hammer as they were watching television. Mr. hope told us que the argument started when his wife accused him of not knowing shit about gun smoke tv program.
And finally, For the three week now a fight has broken out at the barrio debate over who will be elected head dog catcher. This time it was one of the audience members that threw the first punch when he asked one of la barrio member running for office what would he do if he found out that he had more cats and dogs than what the city allows (maximum 5 cats and 5 dogs per family member). Ben Casey Gomez, a single man, and owner of at least 27 cats and 32 dogs, asked if they were going to enforce this city ordinance. That’s when one candidate told Gomez que he would make darn sure que if he were elected today, he would over to his home and arrest his ass and haul off all pets off. That’s when Gomez got up and jumped over the table and started punching the responder. Charges will be filed, oh by the way Mr. Gomez was allowed to take his pets home before he went to jail. It seemed que Mr. Gomez had brought his collection of pets with him to the debate.
Ok raza got to go.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again, bill Diaz and am I glad to be back. After last week assignment and getting to meet a lot of people it feels good to be home. But for now, here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Fight breaks out at barrio debate.
Aggravated assault charges filed.
And finally tejano dance ends early.
Last night was the first tejano dance for the lent seasons. The purpose of these dances says one of the organizers is to give tejano dance goers and opportunity to see if they really gave something up for lent, such things as tejano dances, drinking, stop watching judge judy, cussing, cheating, eating, talking, lying, spending, farting, desserts, sending mad messages to people, and so on. But that wasn’t the problem. When a few church goers decided to stop by the dance and see who was there. Some were so offended que the felt que they were being spy on and took on their own to teach them a few lent lesions. All ten people were arrested and we asked to sit in the corner for a few hours at the jail house.
In other news, It seems that folks just can’t watch tv in peace now a days. That seems to have been the case with Martha Hope and her older husband Ben Hope, when she hit over the head with a hammer as they were watching television. Mr. hope told us que the argument started when his wife accused him of not knowing shit about gun smoke tv program.
And finally, For the three week now a fight has broken out at the barrio debate over who will be elected head dog catcher. This time it was one of the audience members that threw the first punch when he asked one of la barrio member running for office what would he do if he found out that he had more cats and dogs than what the city allows (maximum 5 cats and 5 dogs per family member). Ben Casey Gomez, a single man, and owner of at least 27 cats and 32 dogs, asked if they were going to enforce this city ordinance. That’s when one candidate told Gomez que he would make darn sure que if he were elected today, he would over to his home and arrest his ass and haul off all pets off. That’s when Gomez got up and jumped over the table and started punching the responder. Charges will be filed, oh by the way Mr. Gomez was allowed to take his pets home before he went to jail. It seemed que Mr. Gomez had brought his collection of pets with him to the debate.
Ok raza got to go.
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