Tuesday, February 28, 2012

hejola report for 02282012

 
Hejolia report for 02282012.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Vato busted for practicing medicine without a licenses.
Rain doesn’t spoil fun day.
And finally election day today.
El constable and county officials are keeping an eye on todays elections. There are a hand full of elected positions that need to be filed and we are hoping que the hood shows up to vote. The following are up for grabs: county and city dog catcher. County and barrio tax collector. Barrio justice of the peace pct. 1. Good luck to our good friend ESTA VATO LOCO.
Yesterday a bunch of tejanos and few others showed up for fun day at the mall. The idea behind fun day is persons are allowed to dress in their better tejano wear and get a giant discount of 10 percent off everything at the mall. The only problem is that the mall merchants set up their booths outside the mall. After several inches of rain, thunders, and a beautiful rainbow the sale went on. The mall manager was not available for comments.
 AND  finally, After ten tons of complaints the federal, state, county and local law dogs came down hard on el comparde Luis Mata, mc, md, sp. Well, he  was arrested yesterday afternoon for practicing medicine without a licenses. It seems that Mata had created a medicine or shall I say a miracle drug that would eliminate that turkey neck look ( the skin that hangs under your neck). This medicine was nothing but a cream that folks use for hemorrhoids. Once a person applied it to their neck, they  had  to make sure they use it every day of the week. The only problem was once you ran out of it; the skin kind of came back and made a person look like an older turkey and the skin hanged a little bit longer, like around you’ll chest. Charges are pending.

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