Hejolia report for 02072012.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am bill diaz and glad to be back. An now our award winning barrio headline news:
Campaign funds come to sag for barrio candidate.
Drug round up comes up short.
And finally, tejano dance ends with big fight.
Right before the third intermission some of the tejano fans at the only tejano gay bar, two tons of fun, were upset with the house band for taking some many breaks. Dang man, says John Deleon Gomez, how many breaks them dudes going to take. A fight broke out when one of the customers threw a plastic blue bottle at one of the band members that caused the whole place to explode into a big fight. Tables and chairs and bottles and boots and shoes, and some lemons were thrown among the folks. A shit load of folks were arrested along con ten band members.
El constable along con some cops from across the tracks tried to round up as many drug dealer, users, thinkers, athletic supporters, womanizers, taco eaters, beer drinkers, chickens, dogs, cats, and anything that looked illegal. Heck says one barrio resident that they even tried to take my house for sale sign. All and all at least twenty persons and things were taken in for questioning. El constable told us que them dudes will be back.
Yesterday Esta Vato loco campaign drives came to sag when it was found out that some of the funds he had received were donations from recycle cans that were stolen a few years back. The barrio election commission told this reported that the funds were sold as stolen items. Most of the money has been returned for expect $25.00 dollars still not accounted for. ESTA VATO LOCO told a crowd of his supporters que onda con la lana, hey raza don’t make me look bad, I don’t need any help .
Ok tejanos time to go and make some honey babe..
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