Hejola report for
02292012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s leap year award winning barrio headline news:
Leap year causes panic at the bank.
Two arrested for stealing.
And finally ESTA VATO LOCO gets elected.
After twenty years of running for office our own ESTA VATO LOCO got his dream come true when he was elected the official dog and cat catcher for the county and city. ESTA VATO LOCO told a crowd of folks “ I am very proud to have been elected and I promise not to drink nor smoke during working hours and I promise que every cat and dog will be treated fairly. Alright vato.
Two vatos and several dogs were hauled off to jail on charges of stealing and lying to the cops. It seems that these two vatos didn’t think que anyone was going to notice them dress like nuns inside a liquor store, not buying anything but just walking around. Once the clerk in the liquor store noticed the two nuns seemed a bit fatter than when they walked in, decided to ask them if they needed any help. Well one of the vatos got a bit nervous and dropped a bottle of wine. The clerk called the cops and was detain for awhile until they realized que they weren’t real nuns. Charges will be filed.
And finally,Yesterday a ton of barrio folks stood in line thinking que the world was coming to an end when they realized their government checks were being held on day back. Its un-American, its plan communist, its Obama’s fail and so on where some of the concerns folks had about their checks not in their banking accounts. Many didn’t realize que this month had 29 days and not just 28 days like before. After a few beers given out and a few chips all the folks there were happy and move on to better things.
Ok raza got to go.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s leap year award winning barrio headline news:
Leap year causes panic at the bank.
Two arrested for stealing.
And finally ESTA VATO LOCO gets elected.
After twenty years of running for office our own ESTA VATO LOCO got his dream come true when he was elected the official dog and cat catcher for the county and city. ESTA VATO LOCO told a crowd of folks “ I am very proud to have been elected and I promise not to drink nor smoke during working hours and I promise que every cat and dog will be treated fairly. Alright vato.
Two vatos and several dogs were hauled off to jail on charges of stealing and lying to the cops. It seems that these two vatos didn’t think que anyone was going to notice them dress like nuns inside a liquor store, not buying anything but just walking around. Once the clerk in the liquor store noticed the two nuns seemed a bit fatter than when they walked in, decided to ask them if they needed any help. Well one of the vatos got a bit nervous and dropped a bottle of wine. The clerk called the cops and was detain for awhile until they realized que they weren’t real nuns. Charges will be filed.
And finally,Yesterday a ton of barrio folks stood in line thinking que the world was coming to an end when they realized their government checks were being held on day back. Its un-American, its plan communist, its Obama’s fail and so on where some of the concerns folks had about their checks not in their banking accounts. Many didn’t realize que this month had 29 days and not just 28 days like before. After a few beers given out and a few chips all the folks there were happy and move on to better things.
Ok raza got to go.
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