Hejolia
report for 03012012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
texas. Hello again my name is Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio
headline news:
Barrio
rapper arrested.
Ten men and
two chickens held overnight protest.
And finally,
the big chicken excuse.
Once again
the chicken farm owner and operated by Ben OveranKissme, of los chicken locos
farm has made a claim que people in the hood would rather have live chickens in
their back yard and not comply with the city rules and regulations pertaining
to having farm animals living inside the city limits. Mr. Overankissme told
this reporter que if this keep up, it just might run him out of business.
In other
news, For some reason or another, these ten men and two chickens took it on
their own to camp out in front of barrio community center to protest the
election results from this past Tuesday. Their complaint that was filed stated
que out of the 200 persons that voted, 22 were die persons, and their votes
shouldn’t count. Furthermore they felt que the election of el barrio hero, ESTA
VATO LOCO, should have never been allowed to be on the ballot on the first
place.
ESTA VATO LOCO
is a bad image for our youths, our community and our county. The reasons
they don’t want him was because ESTA VATO LOCO a few years ago believe que
marijuana should be the new currency and be used for the exchange of goods. The
group leader told us que they will continue their protest until someone does
something about this matter.
And finally,
Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for the only barrio rapper left. Mike
Torres, aka Christmas rapper was arrested on a complaint que he stole some
Christmas gifts that a certain family had hired him to wrap for them. You see
Mike, is the only person in the hood that wraps Christmas gifts and other
holiday present a person wants wrapped. Charges will be filed.
Ok raza got
to go and have a great day.
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