Thursday, February 9, 2012

why 2012


cchwnn: exclusive report by daniel lope
NOW LETs address all the why's in this world.
why would you want to write about all the whys in the world? i am sure we can add to your list of whys that need our WHY attention.
i am more than sure que many of us can relate to some of the questions asked con the word why. but can we relate to the message that is stands behind all this why's.
so just for the record here are our top ten answers to some of the why's?
1.Why casual attire has replaced professional attire? because you are the boss now.
2.Why Radio and TV has become so distasteful?
because we are listening to am radio again.
3.Why rumors spread so quick yet the truth is stopped dead in its tracks?
because i started them rumors.
3.(notice we have two number three why) Why you wake up so early on the weekends but you can’t wake up early enough to get to work on time?
because i didnt even go to bed at all friday night.
4.Why there is so much hate in our own communities when our country is at war with other countries and natural disasters are becoming so prevalent?
because it hasnt hit home yet.
5. Why people insist you become a “born again” christian when they need fixing themselves?
because they dont realize que god never left them. its like a very expensive watch i lost in my room. i know its in my rooms somewhere but just cant find it. the lord never leaves a person its that we just havent looked for it lately.
6.Why greed takes over with the passing of a loved one?
maybe because we didnt have any until it passed away.
7.Why women have become so aggressive and so un-lady like?
because they watch wrestling more.
8. Why I insist on contributing when the audience is so silent..... Where are all the Tejano artists, musicians, and fans......?
because many of us were born to lead and not following. based on the old oxford english dictornary: it only takes two to make things happen and follow an idea. its like a gang, if two or more have the same idea and believe in the same idea then we are a gang, a gang of tejanos.
9.why the threat levels keep elevating, yet we can’t man our borders.
easy our standard keep on going up. we cant stop till we get enough and no border will ever stop us for accomplishing that.
and the 10. reason why:
Why people won’t stop buying gas guzzling SUV’s when the price of gas keeps going higher and higher?
because i dont know what a SUV is i drive a 1978 red ford whatever with red letters painted on that say :volunteer.
ok there we have it raza, HAVE A GREAT DAY. with due respect.

 

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